For Sally

Tonight I watched Mr Steve Irwin
get a good old poisonous BITE!
from an African Tree !! In the
heart of the Namib
'What a B E A U T Y!!'
His hand was swollen...

And then in some sense I said
good bye to a gold old mate of mine!
But for a new path for her, devine!!
(remember not de-wine!!!...)

Anyway, for just over a year
we made an awesome team
And became real good friends
- able to finish each other's sentences -

"ALL GOOD!" Yeppa, onderbroekie
its time to pack up your
klein woelerige varkie & head off
to the big C.

Not too many words, cos they aint
really your style - rather a bit
of laughter, few crocodile lips
knawing on Ready-Brek followed by
an ass faced right up
into moneybag's beeehind
And egghead
Now this last bit is really
going down like vinega

I tried, anyhow
Please keep your staple weapons in tact...